5 reasons to go hiking as a new parent

I've seen so many couples that love to hike, yet when the new baby arrives, they stop doing this activity they love. It doesn't have to be that way. In fact, there are tons of reasons for going hiking as a new mom or dad. 

1. Putting the baby to sleep

Nothing puts a baby to sleep like the gentle rocking of your body while you're hiking, listening to your heartbeat and watching the trees go by. My newborn would fall asleep on every hike and sleep exceptionally well.

2. Helping to lose the baby fat 

Moms, our body changes after giving birth. It's normal to have belly flab—in fact, people were asking me if I was pregnant a full 1 year after giving birth! But if it makes you feel better, you can go on a hike and try to burn off the "leftover packaging". Here's to getting that body back! 

3. Feeling like your old self

When you become a parent, you become so focused on your newborn, that you become 100% parent, and in a way, you lose your old identity. It can be stressful and frustrating to have a completely different lifestyle and not do any of the things you used to do before you had a baby. Go for a hike! You'll feel amazing and feel like your old self again.

4. Cultivating a love for nature in your child 

My daughter is now 2 and she thinks hiking and spending time in nature is a normal part of life, and she loves the outdoors. This might not have been the case if we hadn't been going hiking regularly since she was a baby.

5. Stay healthy 

Of course, all of the other reasons to go hiking, that don't have anything to do with being a new parent, still apply! You get to breathe fresh air, spend time outdoors, get exercise, and feed your soul by being in nature!

What to take with you

So, if you've been craving to get outdoors, just do it! And don't forget to take, on top of your normal hiking gear:

• ring sling or soft shell baby carrier
• sunhat for the baby
• umbrella for shade (babies should not wear sunscreen)
• breastfeeding cover + nursing top or bottled formula (whichever applies)
• extra diapers and wipes
• diaper changing mat or blanket

Happy hiking!

Baby's first hike

Awesome Places to Shop for Outdoor Gear

I've had several people ask me where I shop for camping and backpacking gear. These are my go-to stores, whether I'm just browsing or looking for something in particular.

REI 

They carry only quality gear from name brands; any gear you get at REI will last you years. Plus, they have an amazing return policy. Become a member and shop at the quarterly REI Garage Sale to get amazing deals.

Adventure 16

If you're lucky enough to have an A16 Outfitters store near you (they have locations in Southern California), they carry a very well-curated selection of high quality gear. Imagine REI, but it's smaller and feels like family! They often have free community events such as photography slide shows and talks about outdoor gear.

Gossamer Gear

These guys are known for their amazing ultralight backpacks, but they also carry all kinds of other ultralight gear.

Backcountry and Sierra Trading Post

If you have an item in mind that you'd like to buy, it's worth doing a price check on these sites. They often have sales for certain brands or categories of gear and offer free shipping over a certain amount. (And if you're in Canada, shop at MEC.)

Steep and Cheap

Everything you find here is on sale! You'll have to check back often, but if you see something on here that you like, just get it before the time runs out, because items are around 50% off retail.

Amazon

And for everything else, there's Amazon!

Happy shopping!

Packing list for overnight backpacking trip

I'd like to share with you my suggested packing list for an overnight backpacking trip. I keep my pack lightweight by leaving out items such as trowels, electronic gadgets, and recreational items such as books and decks of cards. These are fine to take car camping, but when backpacking, the question I ask myself is this: can I survive and be comfortable without this?

My must-haves

Leaving these items out would cause a health concern and greatly reduce my comfort or chance of survival if I got injured or stuck in a wilderness survival scenario.

Backpack

Tent
Sleeping bag
Sleeping pad

Flashlight

Map in ziplock bag
Lighter or matches in waterproof container

Sunblock
Chapstick 

Water bottle

Water filtration system

Pocket knife

Food

Clothing - 1 pair of underwear, 1 pair of socks, 1 top/T-shirt, leggings and fleece/wool sweater for the night, fleece hat

Toiletries bag - Toothbrush + toothpaste + floss, wet wipes
First aid kit - bandaids, Neosporin ointment, gauze, tweezers

Wallet bag - ID, cash and credit card in ziplock bag, permit if required

Extras that I take on most trips

These items are great to have, but it's not the end of the world if you leave home without them, or you can usually find someone to borrow from or substitute it with something else.

Plastic sheet to use as ground cloth under the tent
Inflatable pillow

Duct tape around water bottle

Extra "survival gear" - whistle, safety blanket, compass, signaling mirror

Metal mug, doubles as cooking pot

Stove

Spoon
Deodorant

Cap and/or sunglasses

Bandana

Ziplock bags

Garbage bag for trash

Potty bag - toilet paper for 1 day, extra ziplock bags, small bottle of hand sanitizer

Cell phone or a camera in a sock case

Pencil + paper

Summer extras 

Bathing suit

Small towel

Winter extras (possible rain / cold conditions)

"Trash bag type" disposable raincoat

Long-sleeved base layer
Gloves

Windbreaker

Crampons if ice is a possibility

Food items

Here is a list of no-hassle food items that I generally pick and choose from. The goal is to take relatively lightweight, calorie-dense foods that don't require refrigeration. Also, I like to spend more time exploring and less time cooking elaborate meals, so I prefer taking instant foods and not raw ingredients.

Breakfast: Cereal and milk powder, instant oatmeal, breakfast bars, dried fruits. Tea, instant coffee, sugar.
Snacks: Granola bars, nuts, raisins, coconut chips, crackers, peanut M&Ms, candy bars, chips. Chocolate every day!

Lunch and dinner: Knorr's pasta/rice meals, Ramen, pita bread, sundried tomatoes. Peanut butter, jelly. Tortillas. Instant soups and noodles where you just add boiling water. Bagels, huge hunks of cheese and sausage! Tuna, hummus, turkey jerky. Ready-to-eat packets of Indian food. Vitamins.

Did I forget anything? What other items do you consider a must-have? Share in the comments below!

Trail Running: A Quick How-To Guide

 

Yesterday, I went trail running after a long time of jogging only on paved streets. It made me realize how one can "forget" trail running, as it took some effort to keep up with my trail running partner! For those new to trail running, here are some tips to get you started:

Have shoes with good traction

This almost goes without saying, but shoes with good traction are a must. You might encounter gravel, mud, or even rock hopping over a creek, and the last thing you want is to end up twisting an ankle because of a slip or fall.

Don't stare at your shoes

You'll have to watch your step if you're jogging on uneven terrain, but don't stare at your shoes. Instead, look at the trail several yards in front of you. You'll learn to sub-consciously step over or around rocks as you get to them, and meanwhile your posture will be better, you'll see more of the scenery, and you won't be waiting till the last second before you realize there's a rattlesnake on the trail.

Don't be afraid to get dirty!

If you're jogging in the early morning, your shoes and socks will be drenched with water from soaking up the dew on the grass, and your calves will be covered in mud. But that's okay. Water will dry, and you were going to take a shower afterwards, anyway. Just make sure you wear breathable shoes and socks made of a synthetic material, and your feet will thank you.

Tips on going downhill

Take small steps, and lean back. You'll be painfully slow at first, and it's surprising how much mental energy it takes to concentrate on not tripping. But trust me, you'll get a lot faster with practice!

Keep your ankles strong

Land on your toes and keep your ankle strong, especially on rough terrain or on uphill climbs. (This is easier to do with thin-soled shoes.) You'll reduce your risk of injury.

Go ultralight

That means no cell phones. One of the greatest benefits of trail running is that it lets us escape from technology that so often distracts us from being in the moment, and allows us to retreat into nature. The only things my jogging partner and I carried were the car keys and a large knife in a holster that was attached to the waist (since we were in mountain lion country).

What do you carry with you when trail running? Please write in the comments if you have any other tips to share. See you on the trail!

How to score big on the REI Used Gear Sale

Today was my second time at the REI Used Gear Sale (which is now called REI Garage Sale). In total, from these two sales, I've scored some amazing finds:

Like-new REI Quarter Dome 3 tent for $139 ($200 new)
Like-new Merrell minimalist running shoes for $52 ($100 new)
Gently used Osprey Poco Plus child carrier for $125 ($260 new)
Patagonia down jacket for $70 ($160 new)
ENO double deluxe hammock for $26 ($85 new, missing carabiners and knots undone)
Used double layered socks for 83 cents ($8 new)
Used cap for $7 ($22 new)
Like-new base layer for babies for $12 ($25 new)

That's savings of $430, or 50%!!! Obviously some items, like tents, backpacking backpacks and GoPro cameras, have high demand and you have to have a strategy to snag the ones you like. Here are my tips for scoring the best deals:

1. Do some scouting beforehand

Visit the REI store on the previous night and see where they've kept everything. Different stores do it differently; some keep items on racks in their parking lot, some block off one part of the store, and others spread items out in marked boxes in their respective departments (tents in the tent section, shoes near the shoe section, etc.) Try to remember the general areas where your top coveted items are placed.

2. Have a "wishlist"

Do your research beforehand and check reviews for your top most-needed items. For example, I know I wanted a 3- or 4-person tent. So I wrote a list of all the tents at REI that I would take, if they had it on sale. I had my first choice, second choice, etc., so I didn't have to waste time thinking about which one is better, having to look up ratings on my phone, etc.

3. Bring a BIG shopping bag

I prefer IKEA shopping bags, they're huge and strong enough to fit tons of stuff. You definitely need it, too -- see #6.

4. Get there early

Some stores only let in small groups or people in at a time, thus preventing a huge crowd and chaos, and also rewarding the early birds. If necessary, camp out... but make sure that you know what system the store will be using. You don't want to camp out overnight or stand in line at 4am, only to find out that everyone gets let in at the same time. And when you do get in, make a beeline towards your first-choice items.

5. Work as a team

Have a partner or go with a small group, so that after everyone has picked out their top choice items, you can all sort through your pile and return to the bins at your leisure, while someone guards the pile at all times.

6. If you're considering getting it, hold on to it

Don't pass something by, thinking you can get back to it. Chances are, someone else will have taken it. Grab it first, and decide later if you really want it.

7. Beware the impulse buy

Items bought at the REI Garage Sale cannot be returned, so don't buy junk just because it's cheap. Make sure you're buying stuff that you will actually use.

8. Go back for seconds

Later on, people will be putting back items they decided not to buy. So you can often score some great finds after the initial mad rush has ended. That's how I got the ENO hammock! Go back, check the bins and racks again for items you're still missing from your wishlist, and walk around the store to check out the little piles that people have left scattered around.

Do you have other tips on what strategies to use? What were your experiences at the REI sale? Share in the comments! Good luck and happy shopping!

How to halve the weight of your backpacking food

Let me demonstrate some do's and don'ts of packing food for backpacking through the following example packing lists and show you how to cut the weight of your food in half. In both cases, we have enough food for two for an overnight backpacking trip. That includes (per person) two lunches, one dinner, one breakfast, and a variety of snacks.

Scenario #1: Way too heavy

1. Don't bring too many cans.
2. Don't bring too many fresh fruits or veggies. Apples are heavy, grapes make your hands sticky and are easy to squish in your pack.
3. Bread spoils easily. For a single night, you'll be fine, but this would definitely get mouldy by day 3.
4. Whatever you do, don't bring any glass jars!!!

Total weight: 10.4 lbs.

Scenario #2: Ultralight

 

1. Do replace fresh fruits and vegetables with dried ones, e.g. dried apples, raisins, and sun-dried tomatoes.
2. I've noticed pita spoils less easily than bread. Leave the bag open so that it dries and doesn't collect condensation on the inside of the bag.
3. Cans can be replaced by instant meals where you just add water.
4. Carry only as much Nutella spread as you'll eat, and that too in a lightweight plastic container. Better yet, bring individual-sized packets of honey or jam.
5. Lots of calorie-dense trail mixes, granola bars, chocolate and crackers: good!

Total weight: 5.0 lbs.

That's a weight reduction of 52%!

Scenario #3: Happy medium

In reality, I usually strike a happy medium between the two scenarios and go mostly ultralight but bring a single apple and/or a carrot or two, as well. Or, if I go no-cook, I'll bring packets of Indian food, which do have some water weight, but at least I don't have to carry a stove and fuel.

Do you have any favourite lightweight backpacking staples you always pack, or any foods you can't live without and bring despite the weight? Share in the comments!

Beginner Backpackers: Dos and Don'ts

It great to see beginner backpackers first experience the joys of backcountry camping. Unfortunately, I've seen them do too many mistakes that would have been easy to avoid, had they gotten a proper intro lesson. Here is my main list of Dos and Don'ts for beginner backpackers.

DON'T invest a lot of money into gear

Especially if this might only be a once-in a while thing and you don't plan on going backpacking every season. You can rent everything you need, e.g. a backpack or stove, for a whole weekend from stores such as Sport Chalet at a tenth of the cost of buying gear. (If you go backpacking once a year for 10 years, renting is still the cheaper option!) Or ask around if anyone has extra gear that you could borrow.

DON'T wear heavy hiking boots

If the trail is well maintained, the distance of your first backpacking trip probably won't be long enough to really strain your ankle. You could wear the same shoes you would wear on a dayhike unless your ankles are prone to injury or your backpack is insanely heavy (but if this is the case, you're probably doing something else wrong..! See my next four points).

DON'T bring heavy jars or cans or too many fresh, juicy fruits and vegetables

One or two fruits are fine, but leave these behind in favour of things like dried fruits, trail mix, and calorie-dense foods such as cookies, crackers, bread and chocolate. I normally eat really healthy, but backpacking is where you really want to save on weight, plus you can survive for a day without fresh fruits and veggies anyway! I'd carry max a few carrots.

DO repack foods

Measure out single-serving portions of cereal, cheese, etc. into ziplock baggies. The biggest no-nos I'd seen were glass jars of peanut butter and nutella where you only use 1 spoonful.

DO bring easy-to-cook or no-cook meals

If you like a warm meal, "instant" foods are great, e.g. noodle soup where you just add boiling water, or the packets of Indian curries that you just heat up and eat with pita bread. Oh, and hummus and pita always tastes great! But really plan out what's for breakfast, lunch and dinner, otherwise you'll be carrying a lot of extra weight back.

DO pack light

This will largely depend on the weight of your "big 3", the backpack, tent and sleeping bag. But other than those, really you only need to bring food stuffs, toiletries (again, repack... think travel-size!), a warm sweater for the night and a single change of clothes. Skip the comforts you would normally carry while car camping, e.g. books, camping chair or games. I bring a warm sweater but leave my jacket because if I get cold, I can just bundle up in my sleeping bag. :) Other tips: bring a plastic teaspoon instead of a metal tablespoon; bring a metal mug that can be re-purposed as a cooking pot and a food bowl... you get the idea.

DO bring enough water and/or a water filtration method

Find out if there are any springs along the trail. If there are, bring less water and filter/sterilize along the way. Iodine is cheap but sometimes inconvenient. A water filtration system can be expensive, so try to find out if anyone in the group is bringing a water filter to share.

DO pack your backpack according to an ideal weight distribution

Light stuff goes on the bottom (sleeping bag), heavy stuff on top and as close to your back as possible. You can tie your foam sleeping pad on the outside. Last but not least, when you start the trip, ask someone to check whether your straps are properly tightened. Most of the weight should be on your hips, not on your shoulders.

Coming soon I'll post a basic packing list, and also give you a glimpse into what I pack in my own backpack. Do you have any other tips to share? Post in the comments!

The psychology of getting lost

Many of us have been there: maybe you had a low-resolution map, not knowing exactly where the camp spot is, and after every curve, you thought, "It'll be after the next one." It is important to realize if you're lost during a hike, because what starts out as harmless as this may turn into a fatal trip. 11 percent of search and rescue cases are fatal, and almost three quarters of those die within 48 hours of hypothermia.

Phase 1: Denial

You push on, believing that your destination lies close at hand. Your mental map, which is created by the hippocampus in your brain, may be inaccurate, so you're actually not where you think you are. Very few people who get lost ever backtrack in this stage.

Phase 2: Panic

You realize that it seems to be longer to get to your destination than you had expected, and landmarks seem unfamiliar. There is a tendency to hurry to 'find the right place', says search and rescue expert William G. Syrotucks. In later stages, the person behaves irrationally and may begin rushing and frantically thrashing through the brush. The amygdala in your brain had triggered action. You may think it would be rational to climb to a lookout, but you're exhausted, and instead, you easily end up injuring yourself.

Phase 3: Strategic Planning

After you've expended the chemicals of emotion (usually following injury or exhaustion), you form a strategy for finding some place that matches your mental map. You attempt to backtrack. It's too late for this, however, as by this time, you are genuinely lost.

Phase 4. Deterioration

You become progressively worse emotionally and rationally, as the strategy you have devised fails to resolve the problem of being lost. At this stage, many give up.

Phase 5: Resignation

As you run out of options (and energy), you become resigned to your plight. You make a new mental map with yourself in the center. You assess what you have and go into survival mode. You discard the hope of rescue. As paradoxical as this may seem, this is an essential step that separates the survivors with those who die. You accept the new world you are in and let your brain settle down. The sooner you progress to this last phase, the better your chances of survival.

Note: All of the information in this post was gathered from the excellent book Deep Survival: Who Lives, Who Dies, and Why by Laurence Gonzales. It's one of my favourite books and an amazingly exciting read; highly recommended!

Have any of you noticed yourself going through these same phases? Or can you identify these phases in episodes of I Shouldn't Be Alive? Share in the comments below!

How the drought in California is affecting our parks

We've seen two years of drought and a constant slow warming across the Sierra Nevada, and 2013 was the driest year since the state started measuring rainfall in 1849. Paleoclimatologist B. Lynn Ingram says that, according to the width of old tree rings, California hasn’t been this dry for about 500 years. But how does the drought affect our national parks, the wildlife, and how we enjoy nature?

1. More and larger forest fires. California is especially vulnerable to forest fires, and this year, there were much more than usual. An especially damaging one was in August, when the Rim Fire ravaged Yosemite National Park, leaving a barren moonscape that researchers say is larger than any burned area since the Little Ice Age, which began in 1350. For years forest ecologists have warned that Western wildfires will only get worse.

2. Bears waking up from hibernation earlier. In cities and towns surrounding the Sierra Nevadas, there have been increased sightings of bears, possibly because the drought cuts down on bears’ food sources. They're out and about as much as three months ahead of schedule!

3. Fish migrations disrupted. Salmon and steelhead trout are in danger as low water levels in many rivers may prevent them from migrating and spawning.

4. Less snow. That means no skiing, snowboarding, and snowshoeing in winter. Instead, you can go hiking or horseback riding.

5. Plant flowering disrupted. In Southern California, the iconic Joshua Trees of Joshua Tree National Park recently produced larger flowers than residents have ever seen, possibly because of a biological urge to produce more seeds to survive with less rain. While the huge blooms were beautiful, they’re a sign that the trees, which have been in decline, are struggling to survive.

6. Decline of the desert tortoise. The Agassiz’s desert tortoise tolerates the desert... but not droughts this extreme. They might die of starvation or dehydration. Also, the drought had killed off annual plants and triggered a crash in populations of rodents that eat them. As a result, coyotes, which normally thrive on kangaroo rats and rabbits, turn to the lumbering tortoises for sustenance.

I only touched on a few species that are impacted by this year's drought, but in reality, entire ecosystems are being threatened. Let's hope we get some rain soon, and let's all do our part in conserving water, in the meantime! What impacts of the drought have you noticed? Please share your observations and comments below!

Stocking Stuffers for Ultralight Backpackers

1. ENO Twilights LED Camp Lights
2. LiteTrail NyloBarrier Odor Proof Bag (3-Pack) for no-smell WAG bags
3. Snow Peak Titanium Single Wall Cup 600
4. Victorinox SwissCard / Swiss Army Knife Replacement Scissors - smallest scissors ever!
5. Light My Fire Spork - BPA-Free plastic or titanium
6. Dyneema Ironwire 50' Orange
7. Bushnell PowerSync SolarWrap Mini USB Charger
8. Kahtoola MICROspikes Traction System - to hike in the snow with ultralight shoes
9. Outdoor Research Sparkplug Gaiters
10. ENO DoubleNest Hammock

Mt Whitney Attempt: August Hailstorm

My Dad and I attempted to hike Mt. Whitney with a large group in the middle of August, which usually has bluebird skies. This is how it turned out.


There was a completely freak thunderstorm, for this time of the year. We later found out that some people in our group had it even worse and got caught in the storm before they made it to camp and had to spend the night under a rock!

Does anyone else have experiences with freak storms in the middle of summer? Share in the comments!

Pine chewing gum

During a hike in the Sierras, I found a some pines with huge chunks of fresh sap. I remembered that when I was little, I had read in The Sign of the Beaver that you can chew the sap into a chewing gum. So I tried it for myself!

The sap wad was still soft on the inside, but with a firm crust.

I took a wad about the size of a large gumball and started chewing. In the beginning, it wasn't very pleasant, it stuck into my teeth and tasted bitter with a strong pine taste. My hiking partner thought I was crazy.

After about 30 minutes, I got "proper" gum. It was stretchy, no longer stuck to my teeth and had a more pleasant, mild pine taste. If you try this yourself, keep in mind that you'll need a lot of patience!

The pine gum is pretty stretchy. You can't blow bubbles, though.

 Share your experiences or other cool on-the-trail snacking tips in the comments!

The most random hiking encounter and party ever!

While backpacking the weekend with my Dad, we were shocked and surprised to see signs to a Hungarian meetup. We're Hungarian, and there aren't that many of us around, so imagine as our excitement as the signs read "you're 3/4 way there, you're halfway there, you're almost there", etc. As it turns out, there was a cabin party / Hungarian meetup / potluck one mile in on that same trail, on the very same day we were there!

Partying it up with some of our new friends

We ended up having amazing home-cooked food for lunch, drinking wine and moonshine pálinka (incredibly strong fruit spirits), and making tons of new friends, before continuing on our path up to camp. We ended up hiking hours later and several pounds heavier (in our bellies) than we expected to, but it was worth it. This was the most amazing random hiking encounter ever!

Backpacking in minimalist trail-running shoes

You might have heard the old adage of 1 pound on the feet equals 5 pounds on the back. Because of this, I've been slowly getting used to hiking in minimalist trail-running shoes, in preparation for climbing Mt. Whitney.
 

My beautiful Merrell shoes

How slowly? I got the shoes in mid-June, and in almost 2 months, I was up to jogging ~5 miles in them without my ankle or Achilles tendon hurting.

The shoes underwent their first real test this weekend, when I went backpacking in them for the first time. During the two-day trip, we hiked 11.6 miles and covered an elevation difference of 4,300 ft. I didn't weigh my pack, but it probably weighed around 25 lbs including water, which we had to carry with us. Now, a day after the trip, I can barely walk down stairs due to sore muscles, but my ankles are fine! Success. This means I will be hiking Mt. Whitney in these minimalist shoes.

It was interesting stepping on a pebble for the first time. You feel sharp rocks a lot more than in hiking boots, and even tennis shoes! Oh, and do not kick any cacti or agave, those thorns will go straight through the mesh parts!

What are your experiences backpacking in minimalist shoes? Post your comments below!

Windscreen broke a camping stove

I went camping last weekend, and in an attempt to make a friend's small MSR stove more efficient, we placed an impromptu windscreen around it, that was originally made for use with a lantern.

The result:

• after a few minutes, the flame mysteriously went out
• when I tried to turn off the gas, the flame adjuster gave me a second-degree burn on my finger
• the plastic "clicker" that would spark the gas to a flame had completely melted
• we could no longer untwist the burner from the fuel canister, because the valve on the canister had broken and would spew fuel at full force if we tried to untwist it

I do not like to think of this, but we were probably seconds away from having the whole canister explode, it had overheated so much. And this was a reliable stove that had lasted years.

Now I'm not so sure of trying out the windscreen I made in this post! I'll definitely leave it in a more "open" position and only half-surround the stove. Any suggestions and safety tips for using a windscreen around a stove?

Swedish Firesteel vs Magnesium Fire Starter

My brother and I both had our fire starters on a recent camping trip, and we decided to have a race: who could start a fire first? We created our tinder piles with shaved magnesium, mugwort, dried grasses and punk wood (dead wood that has gone through dry rot). And the race was on!

Sparks went flying, but in the end, neither of us got an ember. We think it was the tinder's fault. We'll have to try making some char cloth. Also, we had some liquid camping fuel but didn't use it for our race.

My brother eventually got frustrated that the striker fell out of his magnesium fire starter. He ended up bending it with a rock and throwing it in our camp fire at night. Nothing happened for half an hour, and then all of a sudden it lit and started burning as bright as the sun! It was so bright, we couldn't look at it, or else we'd get blinded.

By the way, as my emergency fire starting tools, I always carry a waterproof case with matches and the striker from a matchbox, as well as a cheap lighter. What kinds of fire starters and tinder do you carry at all times? Share your comments!

DIY Cone Windscreen for Stove

I'd been admiring the windscreen that comes with the Caldera Cone System and thought I could make something similar, but for a fraction of the price. This is what we're going after:

And this is how the finished product will look:

DIY "Caldera Cone" stove windscreen

What you will need:

• Paper grocery bag
• Aluminum food pan (approx. 11" x 19") or oven liner
• Glass bottle (or anything that's hard, smooth and round)
• String
• Sharpie
• Ball point pen
• Serrated knife
• Craft blade
• Scissors
• Duct tape
• Your stove and pot

Instructions

1. Cut apart the paper bag so you have a large piece that lies flat.
2. Cut out a rough sketch of the shape you will need for the stove windscreen. Trim pieces off or tape pieces on until it fits your stove and pot pretty well.
   
   
3. With the serrated knife, saw off the corners of the aluminium pan.

   

   Discard these

4. "Iron" out the aluminum with the glass bottle, on a counter top, until it's smooth and lays pretty flat.
5. Tape the paper pattern to the aluminum, and tape the aluminum to the floor.
6. Using the string tied to the ball point pen, and holding the other end of the string around a pivot, draw a section of a circle that follows your paper draft. The ball point pen won't leave a pen mark, but by pressing it down hard, you'll leave a dent that will be visible after you remove the paper.
7. Draw both the inner and outer circles, making sure you use the same point to pivot.
8. With the sharpie, mark Xs where the corners are going to be. Make sure the corners line up along the stretched out string. Your paper model probably wasn't perfectly straight, but now, using the string as a guide, they will be.
9. Remove the paper draft. You should see the indentation marking the top and bottom curves of your cone.
10. Tie the sharpie to the string with the same pivot point, and redraw your shape, this time with no paper pattern in the way. Use a straight edge or ruler to connect the Xs on the sides.
11. Cut out your cone using the craft blade, leaving about half an inch extra on each side, and a few millimetres extra on the top and bottom. You will need this extra allowance for the overlapping notches on the sides, and for folding over sharp edges on all sides.
12. Place your aluminium on a carpet and use the back of the knife to make a dent along the curved sharpie lines on the top and bottom. Fold over, and iron out with the glass bottle.
    
13. Do a "fitting" and double check to make sure that so far, your cone fits around your stove and pot and is the proper height.
14. Mark where to cut the notched hooks at the 1/3 and 2/3 points along the side edges. See photo below for how they will look in the end. I recommend doing this using paper first!!! There are a couple of things to watch out for.

    

    This is how it will look, when you roll up the cone to align the notches.

    Most importantly, the widest points on part A (see red dots on photo above) should be the same width as the narrowest points on part B. So the tab on B will look a LOT wider than the notch on A.
15. After you're confident that you've marked the parts correctly and they line up properly, cut the notches, then fold down the edges. Do not cut along the sides, because you'll end up with sharp edges that can cut you while assembling your windscreen. An added benefit is that you'll get extra notches on part A that will help hold the sides together.
16. Try fitting the sides together. I had a hard time sliding the sides together, so I enlarged a cut on part B (see red arrow on photo).
17. Do another fitting. With a sharpie, mark how far down the gap will need to go, to leave space for the handles of the pot.
18. Cut notches where you made your mark, then fold in the edges.
19. Use the bottle to iron out rough edges, as needed. At this point, this is how an edge should look, with all its folds:
    
20. Do another fitting and double check that the notches fit together, and that there is adequate space for the handle of your pot or mug.
    
21. With a sharpie, mark dots roughly where you would like the air vents to be. Make the dots visible from the back side by making dents with the ball point pen.
22. Flatten out your cone, and if you want to be neat, use the same string-and-pen trick to line up the vents properly with the bottom of your cone.
    
23. Mark "I" shapes with a sharpie, where you will make cuts. I made three 3-inch long vents, spaced 3 inches apart.
24. Cut along the lines with your blade, make dents with the back of your knife as appropriate, then fold over the edges to make your vent.
    
    
25. Iron out all the edges.
     

You're done!!!

As you can notice, this is a pretty tall windscreen. Any suggestions on how to pack this? Share your suggestions in the comments!

EDIT: Beware of your stove overheating if you completely enclose your stove. Always try with a small flame first, with the windscreen only half-closed, and read what happened to this camping stove.